1.23.2012

"I'm not horny anymore"

IM at work today with J:


4:18:21 PM J -i broke up with [boy]
4:18:29 PM J - but now he wants to come over
4:18:33 PM J - and i'm weak
4:19:16 PM Adam - we need to come up with a new term for you two. "broke up" doesn't  really work anymore.
4:19:29 PM
Adam - "we took a breather"?
4:19:35 PM
J - "u being a loser is bothering me today"
4:18:49 PM
Adam - "you made me pay for your dinner"
4:19:55 PM
J - "i'm not horny anymore"
4:20:26 PM
Adam -oh, i like "i'm not horny anymore"
4:20:35 PM
Adam - that's the one.  fits you two to a tee
4:20:48 PM
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4:21:01 PM
Adam - save it for [boy]
4:21:06 PM
J - sick
4:21:17 PM
J - he bought filters for my cat fountain
4:21:27 PM
J - that's his excuse for coming over tonight...
4:22:12 PM
Adam - well if that's not a euphemism, then I don't know what one is
4:22:36 PM J - haha, but he's being literal which is not hot
4:23:20 PM
Adam - literal? pervert.  You should totally tell him that you're not horny anymore.



ps.  Relationships are complicated. 

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