4:18:21 PM J -i broke up with [boy]
4:18:29 PM J - but now he wants to come over
4:18:33 PM J - and i'm weak
4:19:16 PM Adam - we need to come up with a new term for you two. "broke up" doesn't really work anymore.
4:19:29 PM Adam - "we took a breather"?
4:19:35 PM J - "u being a loser is bothering me today"
4:18:49 PM Adam - "you made me pay for your dinner"
4:19:55 PM J - "i'm not horny anymore"
4:20:26 PM Adam -oh, i like "i'm not horny anymore"
4:20:35 PM Adam - that's the one. fits you two to a tee
4:20:48 PM J -
4:21:01 PM Adam - save it for [boy]
4:21:06 PM J - sick
4:21:17 PM J - he bought filters for my cat fountain
4:21:27 PM J - that's his excuse for coming over tonight...
4:22:12 PM Adam - well if that's not a euphemism, then I don't know what one is
4:22:36 PM J - haha, but he's being literal which is not hot
4:23:20 PM Adam - literal? pervert. You should totally tell him that you're not horny anymore.
ps. Relationships are complicated.
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